theprettygoodgatsby:

my favorite part of hamlet is at the beginning when they see the ghost of hamlet sr for the first time

and the guards are like “Horatio, you go talk to it! You went to college!”

and Horatio is like “Yeah! I did go to college! I will go talk to the ghost!”

like. where did horatio go to college. did he go to ghost college

(Source: thefreshprinceof-denmark, via showmethesneer)

trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.

(via congalineofdurin)

themidwesternprepster:

Nantucket + Vineyard Vines = Perfect Combo

themidwesternprepster:

Nantucket + Vineyard Vines = Perfect Combo

(via precious-in-pearls)

dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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(via ruinedchildhood)

slitherup:

welcome to hell ♥

slitherup:

welcome to hell 

(via koolaidicecubes)

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via pinuppussycat)

chameleonfire:

getting called cute by someone cuter than you

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(Source: brimstonechild, via thelazystrippers)

nowimthevillain:

if this isn’t the next album cover they are doing it wrong

nowimthevillain:

if this isn’t the next album cover they are doing it wrong

(Source: pablinpablete, via razorblade-eyes)

redsuns-n-orangemoons:

i-write-wrongs:

realest thing I’ve seen in a while

this was so amazing. so thought provoking. an eye-opening social criticism.

(Source: startswithabang, via ruinedchildhood)

benderliam:

when a bitch calls you thirsty like you don’t already know

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(via lohanthony)