oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

oatmeal:

Today, illustrated.

(via tastefullyoffensive)

thatfunnyblog:

He’s got my vote.
 

thatfunnyblog:

He’s got my vote.

 

(Source: theclearlydope)

meladoodle:

women are beautiful and amazing

(Source: k1mkardashian, via gloomyteens)

deebree:

taquito mask and sailor macaroon

deebree:

taquito mask and sailor macaroon

(via sometimes-things-get-constipated)

funkies:

Work :/

funkies:

Work :/

laughingsquid:

A Clever Series of Tic Tac Ads Designed to Look Like Classic Video Games

aresnakesreal:

donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish

I hate this so much more than anything

(via sometimes-things-get-constipated)

mikasaesukasa:

im not in that fandom but i know a golden post when i see one

(via sometimes-things-get-constipated)

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruelalmost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

thegits:

fish-boned:

shickalenia:

dduane:

thesuitsofwoah:

that’s almost too cruel
almost

I had to do this once with Privateer II: The Darkening. It gained a bit when he said “I bet you didn’t play it through, I bet somebody just told you how…” and I was able to smile gently and say “God, possibly, since I wrote the game.” And plainly the Deity was with me that day, as I happened to be carrying docs from my UK agent (who’d done the deal) that showed not only that I was the writer, but the five-figure sum I had been paid. …It was a happy day for me. Not so much for him. I’d never had a referent for the word “slink” for a full grown male before. As in “slink away in utter dejection.” I smiled for at least three days without stopping. And am smiling now… I had completely forgotten about this.

Reblogging because “I beat the game” is fantastic, but “I wrote the damn thing” is even better.

I’m not a gamer but I’ll always reblog these.

Vicious. I love it.

(Source: maxofs2d, via sometimes-things-get-constipated)